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My name is Ian Sage, this website hosts everything that I want to share with
the world. Sometimes I write my thoughts down, and then sometimes
I'll put these thoughts on my Webjournal. If that's nothing you care about,
then perhaps you'd wish to download some of the music I've been collecting, or
maybe check out my drawings.
I didn't want to flood my backpack, so I only took four: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), because I thought
it was the original; Some Hellraiser sequel, again, because I thought it was the original; "Helter Skelter" and "Kevin & Perry Go Large".
I'll always regret being conservative with my backpack, I should've taken at least three more.
Next to the DVDs was this huge keyboard from the 90s, which sadly, now that I am using a laptop, I have no use for.
Inside an inconspicuous little cabinet I found two hard drives and some labeled CDs, the contents of which I'll be inspecting later this week.
Concerning the water park, most of the pictures I took are self-explanatory. The lighthouse is what I thought to be the coolest thing there. We climbed all of that rusty metal
while I was naturally pissing myself, since I am afraid of heights, and the view we got was incredible. We even found a surf board inside of it.
All of the pools were empty except for dirty rain water, for those of you who thought we got to swim a little.
The building adjacent to the planetarium was mostly empty except for one room in
the second floor which contained dozens of taxidermied animals and jars with
preserved animals inside. Aside from that, we found a bunch of VHS tapes, a
phone which I took for myself and some books on photography.
After that we followed another long forest road. Eventually the road flanked a
river that was full of capybaras. There were lots of birds too; vultures were
everywhere. Vultures can smell death, they show up when death is close by.
That's not a good sign.
Next we reached the kart tracks, then, finally, the water park. The sun was
already low in the sky, so we skipped the kart tracks. I didn't know it at the
time, but the tracks ware still being used. It was a good thing we didn't go
near it. The unwritten explorers' code says we must not go inside buildings that
are still in use.
It was nearly nighttime when we reached the water park. I said we needed to
swallow our excitement like adults and go home, or else we could be trudging the
long way back to the entrance in the dark. Nobody listened, so I said we could
walk through the place for a bit and then turn back the way we came. My friends
climbed this huge waterslide while I chickened out. Apparently, the slide was
deemed unsafe even before the park closed.
Unsurprisingly, we had to walk back to the entrance in the dark.
I also got an antique desk set from my grandmother. It's very nice, but the
table's too low and I've been having back pains because of it. Now I can't help
but think about how if I were using a desktop I could just position the monitor
a little higher.
The staircase of the lighthouse.
The windows of the lighthouse cabin.
Some kind of rusty control panel.
This was a difficult walk.
'Round, 'round, get around. I get around, yeah.
An empty chapel.
A souvenir pickled snake.
